This giveaway is over and Alejandro was selected as our winner!
These slippers are perfect cozy-wear for elevensies, dinner, supper or afternoon tea during the holidays. Thanks to HalloweenCostumes.com, we have one pair of these halfling-feet slippers to give away to a reader of CSTM!
To enter, simply submit a caption for the slippers by leaving a comment to this post. For example, a good caption could be: “Not all those who wander are lost – especially in these slippers”
Comments for this post will be closed on December 28, 2012. CSTM will review the submitted comments and decide on the wittiest or funniest caption to win.
Take a closer look at the Halfling feet by clicking here.
This contest is limited to the U.S. only due to shipping costs. CSTM is paying to ship the item to you. If you are willing to pay for the international shipping yourself, you are welcome to enter!
December 17, 2012 at 8:22 am
“Proudfeet!”
December 17, 2012 at 8:32 am
Proudfoots!
December 17, 2012 at 10:50 am
Home is where the hairy feet are
December 17, 2012 at 8:40 am
Those Boots may have been Made for Walkin’ .. BUT
These slippers were Made for Loungin’
& That’s what I am gunna do …
December 17, 2012 at 8:42 am
May the hair on your toes never fall out!
December 17, 2012 at 9:04 am
“It’s a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don’t keep your feet, there’s no knowing where you might be swept off to.” Best stay inside.
December 17, 2012 at 9:10 am
When winter first begins to bite
and stones crack in the frosty night,
when pools are black and trees are bare,
’tis pleasant on your foot some hair.
December 17, 2012 at 10:20 am
Always good to have warm feet on a cold winters day.
December 17, 2012 at 11:00 am
We hobbits wear no shoes, because our feet grow natural leathery soles and thick warm brown hair like the stuff on our heads (which is curly.
December 17, 2012 at 11:56 am
Thanks to his mother, Bilbo may have been a Baggins — but he had the soles of a Took.
December 17, 2012 at 10:08 pm
That was hilarious! Totally laughed out loud. =)
December 17, 2012 at 12:32 pm
how did you get a picture of my feet to make a model of?
December 17, 2012 at 3:29 pm
“Ten shielded warriors adorned in fur,
In formations of five,
They stamp and spur,
Deadly aroma, none can survive.”
“It is hobbitsess feet my preciousss”, Gollum replied after sniffing the cold stale cavern air.
December 17, 2012 at 3:35 pm
In Frodos footsteps
Samwise` feet
did Mordor cross
to Sauron beat.
Like these heroes
your pediatric hair
will prove triumphant
when these slippers you wear.
December 17, 2012 at 4:17 pm
NEW item coming to the LOTRO store! these slippers made from REAL hobbits will give a +41% speed buff – that’s 1% more than the hobby horse!! buy now at only 4000TP!!!
December 17, 2012 at 5:39 pm
Hobbit slippers.
Made with 10% real Hobbits.
December 17, 2012 at 6:18 pm
Baby Hobbit Approved!
December 17, 2012 at 6:19 pm
A sexual hobbit horse.
Not as awesome as these slippers.
December 17, 2012 at 9:29 pm
And Lobelia thought it would take a great ‘feat’ of strength to get that refrigerator door open…
December 18, 2012 at 6:02 am
Big feet – large shoes.
Hairy feet – no shoes.
December 18, 2012 at 7:32 am
As if my feet could get any hairier!
December 18, 2012 at 9:20 am
Slippers for truly Merry feet!
December 18, 2012 at 9:20 am
Slippers for truly Merry feet!
December 18, 2012 at 9:35 am
Bless me hairy hobbit feet, I seem to have misplaced my hobbit feet!
December 18, 2012 at 11:51 am
Wearing these, one may casually stroll anywhere.
December 18, 2012 at 2:25 pm
They’re proud-FEET!
December 18, 2012 at 8:09 pm
Left slipper: Gawd, I just love what you did with your nails!
Right slipper: *toesole*
Left slipper: Did you get your hair done, too?!
December 19, 2012 at 1:40 pm
As I started out on my journey quite fair
Unsure of the goal or if I would get there
I came upon a nasty, smelly sort of group
A large orc leading his grumbling troop
It wasn’t yet second breakfast and elevensies were far off
But my stomach was growling and just wouldn’t stop
Those orcs are not smart, but even they have an ear
For a hobbit who is hungry is quite something to hear
They halted their march, and turned toward the sound
Only to find a small hobbit huddling close to the ground
One spoke up and said, “Looks like breakfast my lads!”
And the others all laughed and greedily rubbed their hands
They grabbed me and hoisted me up off the ground
And proceeded to toss me to and fro all around
Then the largest orc lifted me high in the sky
And yelled, “make a fire”, tonight we eat hobbit-pie!
I squirmed and I squiggled but I could not get free
Then a wonderful idea came immediately to me
The orcs had big noses, and I had big feet
It was high time that these two appendages should meet
I kicked and a flailed, and nose met with hair
And the orcs were scattered, running, sneezing everywhere
For didn’t you know, this bit of hidden lore
Orcs are allergic to hobbit foot-hair evermore!
December 19, 2012 at 3:00 pm
Proud feet that keep the beat,
Sturdy, hairy, but never ordinary,
I’m casually strolling,
Rolling Hobbit-style down the Westfarthing street.
December 19, 2012 at 4:51 pm
The perfect addition to any second breakfast. And bacon.
December 19, 2012 at 5:58 pm
The reason the Shire will never be de”feat”ed
December 20, 2012 at 7:35 am
A little known fact, the that grows upon the foot of a Hobbit (halfling) is nearly four times thicker that the average human hair, great for keeping warm in the winter months!
December 20, 2012 at 1:41 pm
I seem to have furfeeted my shoes.
December 21, 2012 at 1:55 am
In regards to the fact about Hobbitt foot hair being four times thicker than average human hair….
yep sure would be great for keeping warm in the winter….but can you imagine the summer? or washing those things when they get dirty…I can’t and I won’t its disgusting!
December 21, 2012 at 6:45 pm
Merry Part and Merry Feet and Merry Part again!
December 21, 2012 at 10:29 pm
Left foot, left foot
Right foot, right
Feet in the morning
Feet at night.
Left foot,
Left foot,
Left foot,
Right.
The Foot Book
by Dr. Seuss
December 21, 2012 at 10:57 pm
My feetses sure are warm, precioussss.
December 21, 2012 at 11:05 pm
But, what if I don’t want to win them? Should I not leave a comment?
December 21, 2012 at 11:07 pm
Wait! What have I done?! Noooooooooooooooo…..
December 21, 2012 at 11:08 pm
May the irony gods have mercy on my soul!
December 21, 2012 at 11:19 pm
Nice Feet!
December 21, 2012 at 11:27 pm
O! Water is fair and leaps on high
is a fountain white beneath the sky;
but never did fountain sound so sweet
as splashing Hot Water with my feet!
December 22, 2012 at 1:41 am
Mmmm tasty hobbites feets, Garnish wif some crispy elf ears for a Grams Special Breakfast
yes i will get the pp to uk
December 22, 2012 at 5:43 am
They’re taking the slippers to Isengard!
December 22, 2012 at 10:00 am
One does not simply take slippers into Mordor
December 22, 2012 at 1:01 pm
Feet so fuzzy I COULD DIE!!!
December 26, 2012 at 9:37 am
That’s one small step for a man, one giant, hairy leap for hobbitses.
December 26, 2012 at 10:10 am
Anyone know of a good Podiatrist?
December 27, 2012 at 4:45 pm
Two feet to rule them all, Two feet to wear them,
Two feet to stink them all and in the darkness bind them.
December 28, 2012 at 12:36 pm
Their feet are covered with curly hair (usually brown, as was the hair on their heads) with leathery soles, so most Hobbits hardly ever wear shoes
December 28, 2012 at 3:50 pm
One can now simply walk into Mordor.
December 28, 2012 at 3:52 pm
Furry feet fit for any hobbit, man, elf or dwarf
December 28, 2012 at 3:54 pm
To the kitchen and back again- a mans tale