This is another poll submitted by Ivaneus of Through the Palantir. Note no one here actually hates hunters (except maybe Merric but the verdict is still out on that one). If you are offended by this question you need to loosen up. It’s a joke. Relax.
If a tree falls in the forest and it hits a Hunter, does anyone notice?
- Just the minstrel trying to work on their Rez deed. (43%, 310 Votes)
- Um . . . the Hunter?!? (24%, 169 Votes)
- Yes, and everyone laughs! (12%, 88 Votes)
- No, even the guy playing the Hunter missed it. (11%, 76 Votes)
- Even I don't care! Hunters are totally expendable! (10%, 75 Votes)
Total Voters: 718
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September 29, 2012 at 4:30 pm
I’m a hunter, but this is hilarious!
September 29, 2012 at 4:59 pm
I’m pretty sure that my Wyrmscale Acrobat’s Cloak would protect my delicate elfish self from said falling tree.
September 29, 2012 at 5:03 pm
I’m the hunter too, but it’s truly interesting question!
September 29, 2012 at 5:14 pm
Damn that rez deed!
September 29, 2012 at 6:14 pm
not if he’s camouflaged.
September 29, 2012 at 6:46 pm
I said not even the hunter noticed, because back in Mirkwood days I could actually almost fall asleep while DPSing some bosses on my hunter.
September 29, 2012 at 9:58 pm
Must I always carry the burden of the general ineptitude of my fellow hunters?
September 29, 2012 at 11:09 pm
I believe you left off the option for “Just the guy who was singing to the tree” :p
September 30, 2012 at 8:59 pm
Thumbs up. Thanks for making me spray my desk with wine.
September 30, 2012 at 2:02 am
I’m of the firm belief that minstrels are extra attuned to the fall of others while working on that deed. It’s a 6th sense.
September 30, 2012 at 5:09 am
99% of all hunters give the rest a bad name.
September 30, 2012 at 7:25 am
As a minstrel I was glad that the obvious answer was amongst the choices. What a funny question, kudos!
September 30, 2012 at 8:41 am
Nobody really heard it, but everyone felt it the next day when taxi services were abruptly shut down.
September 30, 2012 at 10:29 am
The tank noticed, all of a sudden aggro was so easy to keep!
October 1, 2012 at 7:18 pm
The other option you forgot was this one…
No, because great Hunter’s possess Chuck Norris like powers. The tree intended to fall, but looked at the Hunter, realized that it was about to cross Chuck Norris and decided to fall on Merric instead.
October 3, 2012 at 12:40 am
The small fellow noticed because now they have no dps
October 3, 2012 at 12:13 pm
We forgot the Ent who pushed it over
October 3, 2012 at 12:21 pm
Did you NOT notice how hunters have cat-like reflexes when Legolas scaled that Oliphant in the movie?? Not only would we know the tree was going to fall before it fell, but we’d scale it AS it was falling and then pick the fruit off the tree, munching it happily as we gently jumped off and went our merry way. ; )
October 4, 2012 at 10:56 am
Just another reason why Hunters need pets! ie so they can go get help when we are trapped under a tree! Run Lassie Run!
October 4, 2012 at 1:17 pm
DF before the tree hits the dirt.
October 6, 2012 at 7:31 am
yay! I found the post! and Im loosening up! yay!